What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 04:23
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
While emptying a house, have you ever seen something in it that blew your mind?
Thumbs down again.
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Unacceptable again!
My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
What is the difference between anxiety and depressive neurosis?
Loons and Moons
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
How do military families balance personal political views with respect for civilian leadership?
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.